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“...the impudent Chweebian river otter.”

Field journal of Hannah Schmidt 

Curriculum Vitaes

Bulletin: The Ministry congratulates the promotion of Hannah Schmidt to Department Chair of Cryptozoology. The position was last held by her uncle, Prof. Hasphaean Schmidt who has yet to return from his (unauthorized) expedition to the Northern Wilds.

Ms. Schmidt was previously a journalist at the Langston Daily where she wrote award winning feature stories on Chweebian and human interactions.  She was also the youngest human staff to be personally selected by the Cryptid Lapis Leporidae to serve on that famous Chweebian rescue mission during the War of the Locust Queen.  Ms. Schmidt is also the only other human, besides her uncle, to have mastered Chweespeak, a skill that makes up for her lack of academic credentials.

Mother of Wumpus

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The 1st Anniversary Commerative Plaque of
Queen Wumpus,

Sentry of the Golden Realm,
on her ascension to the Endless Meadow.

Silver etching inlaid with Aucturian marble.

Be the first to own this highly collectible, limited production.

Only 200 available!

Call Mr. Bix Leporidae of 116 Langston Lane

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(Pay in Lychees only)

  

New Hire

Mr. Ting (Vulpini),

I have discovered the cause
of the shortfall in
inventory and sales.

See attached ad
which was featured in
the discount section
of the Langston Weekly.

Please advise. 

QM Bix (Leporidae)
Binty's Emporium