Bulletin: The Ministry congratulates the promotion of Hannah Schmidt to Department Chair of Cryptozoology. The position was last held by her uncle, Prof. Hasphaean Schmidt who has yet to return from his (unauthorized) expedition to the Northern Wilds.
Ms. Schmidt was previously a journalist at the Langston Daily where she wrote award winning feature stories on Chweebian and human interactions. She was also the youngest human staff to be personally selected by the Cryptid Lapis Leporidae to serve on that famous Chweebian rescue mission during the War of the Locust Queen. Ms. Schmidt is also the only other human, besides her uncle, to have mastered Chweespeak, a skill that makes up for her lack of academic credentials.
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