7/3/14
6/3/14
Curriculum Vitaes
Bulletin: The Ministry congratulates the promotion of Hannah Schmidt to Department Chair of Cryptozoology. The position was last held by her uncle, Prof. Hasphaean Schmidt who has yet to return from his (unauthorized) expedition to the Northern Wilds.
Ms. Schmidt was previously a journalist at the Langston Daily where she wrote award winning feature stories on Chweebian and human interactions. She was also the youngest human staff to be personally selected by the Cryptid Lapis Leporidae to serve on that famous Chweebian rescue mission during the War of the Locust Queen. Ms. Schmidt is also the only other human, besides her uncle, to have mastered Chweespeak, a skill that makes up for her lack of academic credentials.
5/22/14
Mother of Wumpus
Queen Wumpus,
on her ascension to the Endless Meadow.
6/20/13
5/4/13
12/29/12
Chapter 3
orbited above the throne of the Locust Queen.
Note the layer of mist swirling around the globe.
"...I emerged partially from the second floor portal which was just wide enough for my hat but not the rest of me to squeeze through. The cryptid was quite tickled by the effect of my predicament.
Glancing about the chamber like a dispossessed periscope, I stopped at the sight of several artifacts which may be the most significant archaeological find of our time. (If I survive the Northern Wilds to present my case)
Hasphaean Schmidt
5/2/12
12/21/11
9/12/11
St. Justinian Fairfax Vulpini
8/30/11
Sharp-beaked Pecarin
Yet another startling tomograph, recovered from the wreckage of Professor Schmidt's cabin in the Northern Wilds. The print shows a Chweebian Leporidae (aka Nimble Nwee) harvesting lychees with the aid of a living 'pruner'; a tool fashioned from a pole and the surgical snippers of a sharp-beaked Pecarin.
5/17/11
Marshland Sprite...
"You could see the Dandelion Nebula in those days"
said the wistful Binty Nestaloo
4/16/11
4/11/11
4/5/11
Shang Dynasty Flying Urns...
4/4/11
4/3/11
Before Romulus...
2/22/11
The Devotions of...
2/6/11
10/7/10
7/11/10
Wumpopo
through dales by brook
a shimmering dream.
(or simply, Wooty Bah Wumpus)
is among the few land mammals to have survived
the diluvian event of the Aucturian age.
My research into this resilient animal
has uncovered several genetic traits
which should interest the Ministry's Chimera...[illegible]"
by the aforementioned and still missing
Prof. Haesphean Schmidt.
The Northern Wilds
noted cryptozoologist and author of
the children best-seller "I Love Me Wumpus!"
was last seen taking an ill-advised trail
into the Northern Wilds.
It wasn't till the following summer
when a frontiersman discovered this
surviving portrait of Schmidt and other valuables
scattered about a debris mound
Chweebian
4/7/10
3/13/10
As I Recall...
I sat down on a rock,
Carefully unlacing my left boot
Then rolling down my sock.
I pulled a pebble from my toe,
And studied it some time,
Uncertain where I stepped on it–
Whose dream: yours, or mine?
2/15/10
Evening Song
We shall race the clouds and stars,
Through billows of red and pillars of blue,
To finish at the Sacred Hour,
Where Lord Chweebus waits for you.
~
Chweebian
Thomas Nguy
1/13/10
A Nwee Haus for TWO
is just one of many wondrous Epiphytic Cultures that thrive on
the mighty boughs of the Sacred Perch.
These giant nodules are believed to serve some vital symbiotic function though there is no expert consensus
on what that is exactly.
Thomas Nguy
1/6/10
10/18/09
In Esau's Land
Chweebian
9/20/09
They That Wait...
8/15/09
Suds of Baetis
A favor, Oh Nimble One!
Take what's left of a once Great Sea,
And make worship Buh-bles
to Chweebus for me.
~
As the Sea of Baetis receded over the ages, it left some of its foam-spelled waters in the pools of shoreline caves. The Nwees were the first Cryptids to be inculcated in the Votive of Suds which is performed for any person who can meet their singular appetite for that genera of Sapindaceae.
Chweebian
8/11/09
7/30/09
Manic Blue Lines...
7/27/09
Boon
7/19/09
7/11/09
There is a Savor
There is a Savor
When Soy is pressed,
Its eyes are moistly,
Its words are breast,
The Peach, its marrow
Sucked yesterday
There is a Savor
My toys expressed!
Original Form
‘A Nwee's Savor’
Chweebian
6/26/09
An Interlude
6/17/09
Sigil of the LOTT
6/10/09
The Peddler's Challenge
5/27/09
4/23/09
The Sacred Perch
4/19/09
I am the YipSip!
the Yipsip! Boo-dip!
Tree-lip! True-yip!
Sky asunder!
Earth makes thunder!"
The words of this popular rhyme are inscribed on a half-leaning stele in Everette, a coastal village in the county of Canshurlark.
4/8/09
Not A Nwee, But A Dwee
4/3/09
On the Origins of Reverie Bay
"The Hesperides were assigned to a quiet place on the western edge of the known world. Poet Stesichorus believed this land to be Tartessos which was marked by a wide bay. The existence of this bay is corroborated by other ancient sources; notably the Phoenicians, Myceneans and Sumerians. "
Chweebian : Geographic Survey
3/21/09
Ning's Dread Sway
than silver or gold,
I rather have Dwee,
than riches untold.
I rather have Chweebus,
than anything,
this world affords today.
Than to be a king of a vast domain,
or be held in Ning's dread sway.
3/19/09
The Nimble Nwee
1/16/09
1/8/09
11/30/08
Distinctions
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8/9/08
De. No.10: Perfect Form
Book of Alternity
8/3/08
Doodle No. 8 : An Indelible Peck
7/30/08
The Porcelain Smith
7/28/08
Celebrates An Imminent Walk
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